Monday, December 19, 2011

The Sport of Shopping

Well people we’ve almost made it. Five sleeps until Christmas Eve, the home stretch is here.  It’s time to double check our lists and take on the final scurry of gift shopping.   The stores once decorated with tinsel and shelves lined with decorations now bare bits and pieces of broken décor, squished chocolates, torn tissue paper, and empty Tim Horton’s cups. Ahh, the joys of the holidays.

If you really think about, Christmas shopping should be considered a professional sport.  Like all well trained athletes, shoppers to undergo a rigorous training process in order to efficiently and successful conquer the holiday shopping season.

Athletes eat well and load on carbohydrates; they exercise and build stamina, and most importantly must train their mind.  They possess the will power, the drive and the sheer will to succeed.  Think about it.  The Christmas shopper requires the exact same motivation and conviction.

First you identify who requires a gift and what you’re going to purchase for them. Second, always dress appropriately; layered breathable clothing that can easily be removed in the event of a hot flash or sudden spike in blood pressure.  Third, time and plan your route. Early morning shopping, and a transit route that allows you to follow the flow of traffic, avoiding all left turns; go with the flow here people! Then, finally hydration; always have water on your person.  Staying hydrated will keep you lucid while making your way through bewildered crowds and dangerous parking lots.  Stay on your toes.

The holiday shopper, like a well-trained athlete, is a fine-tuned, well oiled machine! From now until Saturday they will face challenges that test their will power, their perseverance, and the backbone of their mental stability.  Prepare well my friends, as the joys of Christmas bring smiles to children, so to can a finished Christmas shopping to champion shopper.

I leave you with a little poem, and the warmest of Holiday wishes.  Til Saturday!

“Six days before Christmas and all through the city, shoppers hustled and bustled with very little pity.  They grunted and growled as they scurried about, bearing nothing but sarcasm and a grumpy old pout.

Store parking lots rang with the sounds of cheer, which were more like the rantings of too many beer!  “Watch your step”, “Look out”, “Hey Misses –Out of the way”, the drivers they hollered at those in the way.

The children smiled for pictures with Santa at the mall, as dainty little snowflakes gracefully did fall.  The dresses, the pigtails, the boys with argyle vests; gave warm fuzzy feelings to even the coldest chest.

The mother’s they shopped with their lists in hand, as husbands searched frantic for somewhere to stand. Then with a twinkle, without a sush or a word, the shopper’s perked their heads to the sound they heard.

A single voice ringing loud and clear, as it was joined by many from far and near. It was Handel’s Messiah, the voices did sing, Praising the lord, to our king of kings.
It was here that the smiles shone bright through crowd as harmonious “Hallelujahs!” chimed victorious and loud. Five glorious minutes the people did stop, with the beauty of Christmas warming their hearts.”

It's said, we should take time to smell the flowers, so,maybe through busy of the season, it's taking the time to listen, remining of us what Christmas is truly all about.


Happy Holidays!